1 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:43,989 Gennaro... Shhh, Gennaro! Gennaro! 2 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,232 What's up, Carlo? - A new guy just came in. 3 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:48,799 There, next to the Norwegian. 4 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,871 I'm not Norwegian, I'm Swedish! 5 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,830 And who's that? - I don't know. Ask him. 6 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,234 Maybe he doesn't understand Italian. 7 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,114 Look at his feet... They look Spanish to me. 8 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:01,398 Shhh, Spanish guy... Obrigado, hey! Obrigado... 9 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:03,876 "Obrigado" is a Portuguese word, guys. 10 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,189 He's one of ours! 11 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,511 Hello, guys. It's a bit stuffy in here... 12 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,279 Anybody got a cigarette? 13 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,552 No, smoking is not allowed here! 14 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,433 He got you, he, he... 15 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,951 And how do you intend to smoke, Carlo? 16 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,910 Hey, unknown... What's your name? 17 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,196 Santino. 18 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,192 Hello, Santino. We're Italians, 19 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,680 those guys there are Frenchmen... 20 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:33,351 Enchante'! 21 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,237 The one next to you is Knut the Dan... 22 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,110 I am Swedish! 23 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,236 Well, whatever! Then Kurt the German... 24 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:39,588 Then sergeant John... 25 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,837 Thanks, guys. Where are we, anyway? 26 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,639 This is a fridge. This is where they store us, the 27 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,348 dead people, in these compartments. 28 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,996 Oh, fuck! - Hey, Santino, how come they labelled 29 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,549 you "unknown"? - We all have our ending, boys: 30 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,280 Some die from old age, others from tumours, 31 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,755 I died because of my blood brother! 32 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,199 Your blood bro' killed you, eh? 33 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,475 No, I got killed because of the son of the blood bro' of 34 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,631 my father... Ah, it's all very complicated! 35 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,916 Use your own words, Santino. 36 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:11,076 Ok, then! My story begins a long time ago, 37 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,234 in Macedonia. Do you know what Macedonia is? 38 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,192 Sure! It's a kind of salad. 39 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,318 Carlo! How can a person be born in a salad? 40 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,517 "Macedonia" is the brand of cigarettes that 41 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:22,829 Monica Bellucci smokes in "Malena". 42 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,150 You don't know shit, guys. Macedonia is a country, 43 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,868 down in the Balkans. Let's start from the beginning. 44 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,958 Some fifty years ago... 45 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,629 After the Second World War, Macedonia was a part of 46 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,877 Tito's Yugoslavia. Very important historical period, 47 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,197 ruling of the proletariat... all ideology, you know? Quite a 48 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,677 limited environment for a dynamic young man 49 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:50,996 like my father Vitomir. 50 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,597 His blood brother Seraphim was his best friend. 51 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,152 Vitomir and Seraphim were like Little Caesars: 52 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,470 They dressed better than Fred Buscaglione, 53 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,631 and boxed harder that Rocky Marciano. 54 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,071 When they showed up to parties, they immediately 55 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,958 broke the girls' hearts... 56 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,196 and also the jaws of their jealous boyfriends! 57 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,714 Those were poor times, but even poor people like to dress up. 58 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,231 Vitomir and Seraphim started to make profit from 59 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,717 this human weakness, buying goods in Italy and selling 60 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,871 them for five times their price in Yugoslavia. 61 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,913 But the Yugoslav customs showed no understanding 62 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,798 for their business determination... 63 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,273 Anything to declare? 64 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,755 Well, personal luggage, reference books... 65 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,070 Small stuff! - Small stuff, yeah. 66 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,918 Down on your knees! 67 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:49,516 The search for easy money against the limitations 68 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:53,953 imposed by the law led these talented young men 69 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:58,552 to embrace their destiny: Shefket Ramadani! 70 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,633 Good job, money easy. 71 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,635 Train arrive Friday. 72 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,390 Two. 73 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,638 In Dubrovnik get shipped on boat... 74 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:15,477 Two hundred twenty box! And in Dubrovnik: 75 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:21,559 My guards, my people, my policeman, my engineer... 76 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:25,077 nobody touch you. We split fifty-fifty! 77 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,999 Why fifty-fifty, eh? Why not in thirds? 78 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,913 Why? Why because fucking shit why! 79 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,196 Whattya got? - Two pairs. 80 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,356 Me better. Straight. That's why! 81 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,958 Fucking why... 82 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,558 Can ya see anythin', bro'? 83 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,956 I can see shit, bro'. Well, fuck it. 84 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,995 Watch the wire, bro'! Ouch! 85 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,073 They've turned on the electricity. 86 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,555 Wanna play hard, eh? Fuckin' bastards! 87 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:54,710 Gimme them pliers. 88 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,950 Don't have 'em, bro'... - So fuck ya, bro'... 89 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,997 So fuck me, bro', I didn't bring them. 90 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,395 Never mind, bro'. I'll lift it up and we'll go under. 91 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:05,878 Ready, set, go... Arghhh! 92 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,798 Hold on, bro'! 93 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,752 Don't give up, bro', I beg ya! 94 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,829 Fuckin' commies! 95 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,872 Eh, we should be stealin' in America... 96 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:19,718 ...even the electricity is less powerful there. 97 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,278 Less powerful, ya say? Eh, that West... 98 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,148 Is this the carriage, bro'? 99 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,957 Got no idea, bro', guess so. - Gimme the crowbar, bro'! 100 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,356 Don't have it, bro', didn't bring it. 101 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,348 Sorry to say this, bro', but you're a real piece of... 102 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,068 Halt! You've been caught in the act of stealing the 103 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,714 property of the Yugoslav People's Army. 104 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,797 Better surrender, you're surrounded! 105 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,672 Beat it, bro'! - Get lost, bro'! 106 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,552 Comrade soldiers, fire! 107 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,953 We're screwed... - Run to the sea! 108 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,394 Unleash the dogs, soldiers! 109 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:56,669 Wait for me, bro'! 110 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,074 I'll wait for ya on the shore, bro'... 111 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,958 Don't waste the bullets! Catch them alive! 112 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,434 Please wait for me, bro'... 113 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:02,709 Show some character, bro'... Ouch! 114 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,159 Argh! Ya wanna play hard, eh? 115 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,032 Hold on, bro'! Don't give up! 116 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:12,910 That evening, while the laments of his blood brother 117 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:16,675 Seraphim echoed in the night, my father Vitomir 118 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,115 swam across the entire Adriatic Sea, 119 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:22,835 with his eyes full with tears... 120 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,151 The next day he swam into Bari 121 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,630 and applied for asylum in Italy. 122 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,791 Name and surname? - Vito. 123 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,988 Don Vito... Genovese. 124 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:48,077 In Italy Vitomir continued to pursue intellectual goals: 125 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,959 He worked as a gigolo, smuggled cigarettes, fixed 126 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,708 football games, he built himself a solid career, 127 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:57,230 got married... But never, not even in the last moments 128 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:01,154 of his life, did he forget his blood brother. 129 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:20,719 Santino, my son... My life is coming to its end... 130 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:30,557 But don't you ever forget what Pat O'Brien says 131 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:34,958 in the movie "Angels With Dirty Faces"... 132 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:41,031 "Let us pray for the boy who couldn't run 133 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,709 as fast as I could"... 134 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:49,956 That also goes for my blood brother Seraphim... 135 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:58,554 I heard he died, a few years ago... 136 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:02,916 But he has a son... 137 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:07,239 If you ever find that your little blood brother 138 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:13,151 is in trouble, help him! 139 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,190 Yes, daddy! I give you my word! 140 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:25,273 Of course, I completely forgot about the promise 141 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:29,035 I made my father. I moved to Rome, as a real Roman, 142 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:32,352 and opened a nightclub, a fancy place. 143 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:35,830 Until one day, my phone rang... 144 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,994 Hello? - Good afternoon. 145 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,116 May I speak to Santino Genovese? 146 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:51,630 That day, for the first time in my life, I heard the voice 147 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,713 of Trendafil Karanfilov. - Who's Trendafil Karanfilov? 148 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,593 Trendafil is the son of the blood brother Seraphim, 149 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,708 born out of wedlock between Seraphim and an anonymous 150 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,314 female prisoner serving a life sentence. 151 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:10,273 On the day of his birth, with a sudden attack Israel declared 152 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:14,433 war to Egypt, Syria, Jordan and Iraq. 153 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,913 By chance or not, little Trendafil was born on the 154 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,470 day when a war began... and wars shall mark 155 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,989 his entire existence! 156 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:30,153 Trendafil grew up in an orphanage. His guardians 157 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,834 believed that watching war movies best hardens the 158 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,713 child's spirit. But while all the other children had fun, 159 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,751 little Trendafil was scared to death! 160 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,388 Children, today we shall learn the letter "A". 161 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,760 "A" is the first letter of our alphabet... 162 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,679 That feeling of fear developed in the years that 163 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,115 followed: On his first day at school, General Augusto 164 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,276 Pinochet carried out a military coup in Chile. 165 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,995 Trendafil! Don't tempt me! 166 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:01,152 He graduated when the civil war in Nicaragua began... 167 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,311 Turn off the TV, you ass! 168 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,516 ...He met the love of his life on the day when 169 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,796 the conflict in Slovenia and Croatia began... 170 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,590 ...His first day at work was the day when 171 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,671 the war in Bosnia began... 172 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,398 ...He got married when NATO attacked Serbia... 173 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,630 As years went by, the gap between wars 174 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,791 got smaller and smaller. 175 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,229 Deep down inside, he was afraid. Deep inside 176 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,396 his heart, Trendafil was preparing for war! 177 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,672 Until that spring, 2001... 178 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,155 During the day, the Albanian terrorists have 179 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,475 been opening fire at the special forces of the 180 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,551 Macedonian army and police, all over the 181 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,432 front-line declared as the so-called 182 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,477 "free territory of Albanians in Macedonia". 183 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,632 Supposedly these terrorist groups have been 184 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:54,196 entering Macedonia through illegal crossings from Kosovo, 185 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:57,596 however the origin of their heavy artillery remains 186 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,631 unknown. The fighting is approaching 187 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,432 the suburbs of the Macedonian capital... 188 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,198 Oh, dear! 189 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,792 THE CAPITAL BESIEGED BY TERRORISTS 190 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,993 You really are driving me crazy... 191 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,350 Why won't you open the door? 192 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:37,998 If I were able to get up, I'd be outside with a machinegun! 193 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,953 You're not missing much... They've been shooting all 194 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,718 day long, but haven't shot anything yet! 195 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,429 You've been trying to walk again, eh? 196 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:51,034 He took my remote control... - Oh, for God's sake, mother! 197 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,078 He took my remote, and he's been watching 198 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,630 documentaries about animals all day. While outside 199 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,593 patriots get killed, your husband is watching 200 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,950 giraffes in Africa. Moron! 201 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,633 Did you take your pills this morning? 202 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:08,070 If your father were alive, he would have instantly died 203 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,112 of shame! Thank you Lord, for taking him in time. 204 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,953 Mother, Trendafil is a peaceful person... 205 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,992 You don't say? Then why did he marry an Army Officer's 206 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,509 daughter, if he's so afraid of wars? 207 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,312 If he had the balls... 208 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,795 he would have given you five children by now! 209 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,713 Trendafil, give her the remote... Trendafil! 210 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,750 Come on, give it back... - What a moron, tsk, tsk, tsk... 211 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,472 Let go of it... Let go, I said... 212 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,919 If this schmuck gets you pregnant, 213 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,992 you'll have a crocodile! - Let go! Let go, you fucking... 214 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,396 Don't beg, hit the bastard! 215 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,880 Hell, mama! Do you have any idea how expensive 216 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,315 food is in wartime? 217 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,914 Give me those eggs... Give them! 218 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,230 Make him give me the remote first! 219 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,311 Trendafil, give her the remote, you assholes, 220 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,590 you're gonna fuck up my bloody nerves! 221 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,192 Look, even the neighbours are complaining... 222 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,472 You'll both pay for this! 223 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,637 Jango the Soap! - Jango the Soap? 224 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,598 Now you're fucked, my little son-in-law... 225 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,756 Come in, Jango... Jango, come! 226 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,673 Hey, Jango! Come in, Jango boy... 227 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,751 Keep quiet, for heavens sake! 228 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,630 Oh, Jango? 229 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:32,710 Oooh, Ruza... How are you? 230 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:38,352 Oh, just doing some house work... And how about you? 231 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:42,274 Doing my job, Ruza. - Really? - Yeah... 232 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,356 And when did you get out of prison? 233 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,431 Oh, that's past, Ruza. I'm a volunteer now. 234 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,752 Everything for the fatherland! - Right, well done. 235 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:53,236 By the way... Trendafil? Is he at home? 236 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,793 Trendafil... has gone to a spa. 237 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:02,515 Really? Is he there to cure his...? 238 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,469 No, he isn't. 239 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:05,595 - Well then? 240 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,358 He took my mother to the spa. 241 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,948 Granny Zumbula is ill? - Spondylosis. 242 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,999 Uh-huh... Anyway, Ruza, I've got this little letter for 243 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:17,829 Trendafil: An invitation for military therapy, heh, heh... 244 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,393 Reservist. He has to call in by Monday. 245 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,593 It's no use, Jango, he won't be back by Monday. 246 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,790 But he'll have to come back sometime, Ruza... 247 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,911 He can't hide forever! 248 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,875 Ah, Ruza, Ruza... 249 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,559 Eh, Jango... 250 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,799 So, you'll see Trendafil when he comes back, 251 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,235 and you can settle things with him... some time. 252 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:47,396 I'll see him for sure, Ruza. It's easy now... 253 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,789 It's war. 254 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,760 Well then, Jango. - Well then, Ruza... 255 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,870 Spondilosis, eh? 256 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,350 Stop! 257 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,830 Stop, you cunt of a deserter, 258 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,678 I'm gonna kill you! 259 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,711 Trendafil, don't provoke me, you'll make me go 260 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,713 back to prison, I swear you will! 261 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,757 Now you're dead, you fag! 262 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:40,673 Traitor! Freemason pussy! 263 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,914 It's not safe. Jango waits in ambush in the elevator. 264 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,953 He bribed the housekeeper into mining the basement. 265 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,753 There's no way you can get away from him! 266 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,309 Some policemen came yesterday... 267 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,478 they want you for the police reserve troops. 268 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,070 I told them to make arrangements with 269 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,873 the army, either here or there... 270 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:36,672 They tried to pull a fast one on me: If you got killed I 271 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,509 would get two military pensions instead of one! 272 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,235 What's up now? 273 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,311 I can't take it any more, Ruza. If they catch me I won't even 274 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:53,598 make it to the front line... I'll die on the road... 275 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:58,595 Come on, this war won't last long... we just have to 276 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,718 hide for a bit. If we leave early in the morning, 277 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,195 we'll be in Bulgaria in an hour. 278 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,278 What do you mean Bulgaria? - On the Black Sea. 279 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,990 The tourist season is about to begin there, we'll get jobs 280 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,236 on the black labor market... you as a bartender, 281 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,595 me as a waitress, mama will help out... 282 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:16,555 What do you mean, mama? 283 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,989 You ruthless animal! 284 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,516 You would leave mama here to get bombed 285 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,875 by the mujahedins, you scoundrel! 286 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,269 She's an old woman, she'll forget something 287 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,470 plugged in, she'll burn down the flat, 288 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,398 you retarded vermin! - Bulgaria! 289 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:50,233 Ruza, my child, where are we going so early? 290 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,198 To the sea, mommy, to the sea. 291 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,279 The sea, love? And what about your good-for-nothing loser? 292 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,868 Let's send him to the Army first, 293 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,355 maybe a grenade will kill him, no? 294 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,557 Don't say that, mama, it's a pity. 295 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,070 A pity, why? I say, from my mouth into God's ears! 296 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,111 Ruza, my child... 297 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:15,910 There he is! - Quiet, mama, quiet! 298 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:21,160 Hell, quiet! Where's Jango? Jango! Jango, come! 299 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,358 Shhh! Quit it! - Where are you, Jango! 300 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:31,478 Jango, come! Jango, boy! - Be quiet, mama, be quiet! 301 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:36,037 Jango, where are you, Jango... 302 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,756 Jango, where are you, Jango... 303 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,835 Wake up, Jango! 304 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,158 Now you're fucked, neighbour! 305 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,077 Now you're fucked... 306 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,589 And so, my blood brother began his journey East, 307 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:34,470 towards the rising sun... As Alan Bourdillion Traherne 308 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,757 said in one western: "Over the mountains of the Moon, 309 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,348 and through the valley of the shadow, he rides, 310 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:44,029 boldly rides, until he finds El Dorado". 311 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:50,555 And what happened next, Santino? - Did they make it? 312 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:55,438 Well, it was a close call, but then nature decided to play 313 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:59,752 its part. That spring was unusually hot. Veeeery hot... 314 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:09,631 original traditional handicrafts 315 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,713 The engine. Looks like the engine has overheated! 316 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,673 I'm cold. - Oh, please, you're such a child. 317 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,115 Why didn't you say so, we would've stopped... 318 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,515 I was hot. - Oh, is that so? And now you're not? 319 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,677 Now I'm cold. - Cold? In this heat? 320 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,075 Oh, come on, mother, don't screw with me... 321 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,075 "...check diphthongs." 322 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,469 Where could those diphthongs be? 323 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,756 I gave her two valiums. - For her stool? 324 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,713 No, for the nerves. - Oh, yeah... 325 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,549 Oh, it's so hot. The air is heavy... 326 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,837 Hey, here it is: "...check the pressure in the valves 327 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,712 of the internal combustion engine..." 328 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,870 We'll be there by tonight. 329 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,828 Wow, I haven't seen the sea in seven years. 330 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,599 Nowadays even the seas aren't as safe as they used to be, 331 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,276 Russians with submarines everywhere... clutch... 332 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,910 If we find jobs, we can stay longer. 333 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,958 Mom's nerves might settle down... 334 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,555 Maybe you'll get better, too. 335 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,713 The sea air has healing powers. - For my ulcer? 336 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,549 I'm not talking about your ulcer. I'm talking about... 337 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,431 ...children! - Oh, that... 338 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:53,473 If I could choose, I'd have twins. I'd do that maybe 339 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,875 five or six more times, until I've had enough. 340 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,791 Damn you're clumsy! 341 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,558 Here, take this towel, come on. 342 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,194 And go get mama, we should be going! 343 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,440 Ruza sent me, to take you to the car. 344 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,197 Granny Zumbula? 345 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,675 Look, I'll take you now, very carefully, 346 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,268 but don't resist, okay? 347 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,519 Ruzaaaa! 348 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:44,158 Well... she looks dead to me! 349 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,271 She's dead, very dead. 350 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,438 What was her name? - Zumbula (Hyacinth). 351 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:53,349 Zumbula... Like the flower, hyacinth? - Yes. 352 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,434 Zum-bu-la... And the lady is...? 353 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,471 Her daughter, my wife. 354 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,990 I'm asking for her name. - Ah, the name... Ruza (Rose). 355 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,833 Also like the flower? - Well, yes... Like a rose. 356 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,479 Okay, Ru-za... And you are... 357 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,556 Trendafil (Rosebud). 358 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,676 Also... flower? - Also! 359 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,676 And your last name? - Karanfilov (Flowerson). 360 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:23,716 Okay... if you say so! 361 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,108 And the certificate? - What? 362 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,835 The death certificate, stating that she's dead. 363 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,794 Ah, that certificate? Eh, Karanfilov, Karanfilov... 364 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,675 And how am I supposed to know that she's really dead? 365 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,631 But you just said she looked dead. 366 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,550 Well, of course she does, how can she not look dead... 367 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,270 But what if she's in a coma and then wakes up? 368 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,718 Well, we could wait, but I doubt... 369 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,317 And you, how come you're so persistent? 370 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,877 All I want is the certificate, so that we can bury her... 371 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,117 And who's to say you didn't cut her throat? 372 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:10,148 Cut her throat? - Hypothetically speaking. 373 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:14,069 Excuse me, officer, but I'm an unemployed worker... 374 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:18,359 Sure, I believe you, but put yourself in my shoes. 375 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,628 There has to be a procedure: The doctors must come, 376 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,708 examine her, confirm that she's dead, 377 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,595 and then give you the certificate... That's it! 378 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,154 And now? Where will I find you those doctors now? 379 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,316 Don't go to the village infirmary, 380 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:40,030 everyone is a dentist there. Try downtown. 381 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,070 And have a nice time by the sea! 382 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,678 The door! 383 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:14,831 Good afternoon. 384 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,951 Dupuytren contracture... 385 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,760 from bending of the palmar aponeurosis. 386 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,751 Vaginal cytology... 387 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,871 Abdominal hysterectomy... 388 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,274 Pharyngoesophageal diverticulum! 389 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,315 Say "Pharyngoesophageal diverticulum"! 390 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,794 Pharyngoesophageal. 391 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,914 Take your clothes off! 392 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,589 Actually, doctor, I'm here for something else... 393 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,070 I studied medicine and natural sciences, sacrificed 394 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,915 three decades of my life in order to save myself from 395 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,794 primitive creatures trying to place themselves above 396 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,559 the level of their own competence. 397 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:08,038 Outside, in the little pigsty you call your home, 398 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,557 you can make decisions, give orders, 399 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,558 but in here: You are mine. Take off your underpants! 400 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,592 Erection? - I can. 401 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:20,550 Ejaculation? 402 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,119 Doctor, I'm not really comfortable with this... 403 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,470 Me neither. Got any children? 404 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:26,272 No. 405 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,071 Does it hurt? - No. 406 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,237 Does it burn? - No. 407 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,716 Does it itch? - A little bit. 408 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,835 It's good. - Is it really good, doctor? 409 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,236 Good. No side effects. Enlargement is not a 410 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:45,195 risky surgery, but it requires sexual abstinence 411 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,749 We'll slice it a little... - Slice what? 412 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,589 Your penis. In order to extend it, I have to slice it! 413 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,796 No, doctor, please, I'm here for the granny. 414 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,354 What granny? 415 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,198 For a sex change? 416 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:07,112 No... Look doctor. My granny Zumbula. She's dead. 417 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,914 Did you notify the police? 418 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,672 Sure I did. They referred me to you... 419 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,519 Yes, but I'm a gynaecologist. Go to the city council. 420 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,672 I can't go there, doctor. She was a foreign citizen. 421 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,835 Go to your embassy, then! 422 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,353 Doctor, have some understanding for my 423 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,074 misfortune. I'm a political refugee! 424 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,552 Aren't we all? 425 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:37,199 Tell them that doctor Safarafov sent you. 426 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,393 Doctor Safarafov sent me... 427 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,717 Where's the document from the cemetery? 428 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,075 What cemetery? - For elephants! 429 00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,834 Where are you going to bury her? 430 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,678 Well... Wherever you say, we will... 431 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,791 Then you need a receipt for a purchased grave. 432 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:03,995 What purchased grave? 433 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,869 Trying to pull a fast one on me, aren't you? 434 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,356 First I give you a certificate, and then you 435 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,399 people bury yourselves in gardens and basements, 436 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,437 just to save some money. Well, that won't work! 437 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:19,790 It won't work! 438 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,998 No use in begging, why didn't you make a reservation 439 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,635 in time? - It's not like we planned it, the granny was a 440 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,478 foreigner, just passing through. 441 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,909 Oh, great! We have no space for our own folks, 442 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,190 and now we even have to bury foreigners! 443 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,954 We don't wish to impose, it just happened... 444 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,435 But there's no space, buddy! No free space! 445 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,039 This is a cemetery, not "McDonald's"! 446 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,952 You have to make a reservation before hand... Ouch! 447 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,116 Hey, be careful, man! 448 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,710 The other day they brought in a guy, died in a car crash. 449 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,114 I buried him together with another guy 450 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,158 who died from a heart attack. The relatives complained: 451 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,352 How could I bury him with a total stranger? I said: 452 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,240 Now they have all the time in the world, they'll get 453 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,391 acquainted. What can I do when there's no space? 454 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,838 And how about burning her? 455 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,112 The crematorium doesn't work! 456 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,040 We called the repairmen two weeks ago, 457 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,792 and we're still waiting for them. 458 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,191 There must be some solution... 459 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,719 Two, gimme two... 460 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,152 To get myself some beer. - Is that so? 461 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:31,908 Now look: We're planning to rent another two acres. 462 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,595 I'll put you on the waiting list. If it happens, 463 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,509 you'll be first in line! - No, not me, the granny. 464 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:43,309 All same to me! Call me, okay? 465 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:44,675 Okay... Hey, when should I call you? 466 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,760 Well, either June or July. There are procedures 467 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,560 for everything. First we have to get permission from 468 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:54,280 the land registration office, then we have to go to the city 469 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,475 council, in the end we have to notify the police... 470 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,791 This is a modern country, there are procedures for everything! 471 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,955 She started to smell... 472 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,359 At the restaurant they told me they won't give us 473 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:24,110 any more ice... They need it for the customers. 474 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,471 Want a beer? 475 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,233 Well, gimme one. - Here, it'll refresh you. 476 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:51,231 May God rest her soul! - God rest her soul... 477 00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,672 Oh, mother, mother... - Ruza! I have an idea! 478 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,877 It's so cheap, Ruza! For every three carpets you 479 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,150 buy, you get a free tapestry! 480 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,271 Geez! - Put it down. 481 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,471 I made sure it matched the curtains... 482 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:17,160 Which curtains? - The ones in our living room. 483 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,549 Which curtains? - The ones in our living room. 484 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,033 You don't think we'll throw it away? 485 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,276 We paid money for it... 486 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:31,079 Well, it's nice. - Of course it's nice. 487 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,475 With ethnic motifs. Do you know how much a 488 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,790 carpet like this would cost in America? 489 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,908 God help us now! Take her from the head. 490 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,157 She wasn't so heavy when she was alive. 491 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,673 Maybe she soaked up some of the water... 492 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,030 What do you think she is, a sponge? Put her down! 493 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,231 It's a shame for the carpet. We should have squeezed 494 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,272 out the water first... - It's hot, she'll dry out. 495 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,632 Take that side! 496 00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:00,109 Hey, are you sure about this? - It's too late to turn back 497 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,958 now. C'mon, ready, steady, go? 498 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,788 Steady, ready, go! - Oh, c'mon, wrap! 499 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,748 Another 20 kilometres to the border. When you 500 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,598 get home, go straight to the hospital! 501 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,631 Get the certificate, buy the coffin, 502 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,239 organize the funeral, if anyone asks for a bribe 503 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,555 bribe him, of course! When you're home, 504 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,955 everything is easier. - And what about you? 505 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,429 I'm not coming back until the war is over. 506 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,471 You'll have to cross the border without me. 507 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,034 Take it easy! Don't get nervous! Just act normal, 508 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,196 like we're acting normal at this minute! 509 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,998 What if they unwrap the carpet? 510 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,951 Don't worry, I have a plan for everything! 511 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,108 Check how much money we have left? 512 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,596 Bulgarian or German? - Both. We'll buy 513 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,554 meat, cans, dairy products... We'll fill the entire trailer! 514 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:56,675 - Geez! 515 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,233 The customs officers will think you're 516 00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,918 smuggling food. They'll all be looking inside the 517 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,036 trailer, no one will look at the carpet! 518 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,631 You know something? - Huh? 519 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,393 You weren't like this before... 520 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,949 Now you're somehow... more determined. 521 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,835 It's the war, honey. I saw this program on TV once, 522 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,788 they said that when a man faces death, something like 523 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,592 an instinct suddenly woke up inside him... 524 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:25,154 Survival instinct, you mean. - Yeah, yeah, that's it. 525 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,713 Well. Makes sense to me. 526 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,669 Bastards! Half of this stuff is past its "best before" date... 527 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,354 So what. These days everyone is afraid of 528 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,556 the mad cow disease. And if you're carrying 529 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,875 bad food, no one will even ask about... 530 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,997 ...the carpet! - Oh, mama! 531 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:55,069 Damn Bulgarians! They've stolen the carpet! 532 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,149 Ruza! 533 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:10,196 You murderer! Bloodsucker! 534 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,950 You'll send us all to our graves! 535 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,709 I'll listen to you once, and this is what happens... 536 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,552 You monster! 537 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,915 Mother was right, we should have turned you over to 538 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,673 Jango the Soap, to be court-martialed, you animal! 539 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,433 Go ahead, cry, just keep on crying! You'll do whatever 540 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,755 it takes to find mom! 541 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,557 If you want to kill me, kill me on the spot... 542 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,109 Where could I find your mother now? 543 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,428 Where? 544 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,036 Stolen things are where the thieves are, that's where. 545 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,120 But you're such a schmuck, they'll steal you, too! 546 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,714 You can't just do that on your own. 547 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,192 Your late father, Seraphim... - Don't even mention him! 548 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,949 ...he used to tell stories about his friend in Italy, 549 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,589 some rascal that could sell his own mother... 550 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:17,110 Vitomir. But he's dead. - Yes, but he had a son... 551 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,470 What was his name? 552 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:24,033 Santino. Santino Genovese. 553 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,472 That's right! 554 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:33,199 If we want justice, we must go to Don Genovese! 555 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,072 Hello? - Good afternoon. 556 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:39,708 May I speak to... - May I speak to. 557 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,275 May I speak to Santino Genovese? 558 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:48,558 That very moment, I heard the terrible voice of the past! 559 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:53,077 "Santino... Help your little blood brother 560 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,195 if he's ever in trouble..." 561 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,390 I am Santino Genovese, the son of the late Vitomir. 562 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,353 I came to pay off an old debt. 563 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,152 The essence of every suspense action, bro', is to keep cool. 564 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,840 Like Jackie Chan in "Shanghai Noon", or Dolph Lundgren 565 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:03,674 in "Red Scorpion"...More salt! Or the blond chick 566 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,314 in "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre", get it? 567 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,311 What's he saying? - Just a moment... 568 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:14,034 Ah, here it is: Chainsaw! - What about Chainsaw? 569 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,994 Chainsaw, that's it, chainsaw, bravo! So, no panic. 570 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,759 What are we looking for? A granny inside a stolen 571 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,117 carpet? Okay, no problem! Where do we look for stolen 572 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,437 carpets? In a supermarket? Don't be ridiculous, bro'. 573 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,711 The stolen stuff is where the stolen stuff dealers are. 574 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,593 And who works with the stolen-stuff dealers? 575 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,274 Everybody knows: The Pope! Just a moment... 576 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,318 Hello, Pope? Ciao, Sonny here, Vito's boy. 577 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:45,638 How are you? Celebrating? Your brother is out on parole? 578 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,229 His bro' is a paedophile. He traded on the Internet 579 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,032 with stolen credit cards. What a son of a bitch! 580 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,549 That's great, give him my congratulations! 581 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,833 Listen, Pope, I need some information: Who runs the 582 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,956 stolen furniture business in Southeast Europe? 583 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,396 Wait a second... 584 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,430 Uh-huh... And what's the address? 585 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,992 You sure? No, I'm not in a mess, just helpin' out... 586 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,517 I'm just helpin'... Papa, don't preach! 587 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,076 Thanks, Pope, you're a dogma! 588 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,276 Dirty motherfucker... 589 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,190 Have you ever heard of some Greek guy named... 590 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,918 ...what the fuck is his name... 591 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,033 ...Homer? 592 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,638 Can't have strong lights. 593 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,195 Because of eyes. 594 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,869 Live with blinds down. Sleep during day, 595 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,595 do business night. Like Batman, he, he... 596 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:47,472 So, you search carpet, eh? And something in carpet. 597 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:50,478 And what in carpet? Don't want say me, eh? 598 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:54,110 I have bathroom tiles. Italian tiles. Very pretty. 599 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,470 Madam could put tiles instead carpet. 600 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,556 Tiles, tiles, tiles... 601 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,672 So, you want carpet only? Why, is that carpet fly? 602 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:02,955 Homer jokes. 603 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,834 Aha, fish tank! Want to buy fish tank? 604 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,952 Very pretty. All glass. Gold fish swim. 605 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,674 Ouch! Easy, bro'... - Sorry, bro'... 606 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,751 Wait, wait, wait! I know everything about carpet... 607 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,956 Carpet brought one Romanian, lousy player, 608 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,672 steals cheep stuff only... 609 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,199 And carpets no good, don't sell... 610 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,829 Wait, wait, wait! In my job technique is: Keep good 611 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,878 stuff, ship out bad stuff. Carpet shipped out. 612 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,396 Where to? - To Belgrade, the Serbia. Have business 613 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:34,195 partner there, powerful man, great man, 614 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,591 holds territory from Danube to Drina... Carpet there. 615 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:38,636 Enough! 616 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,114 Ruza! 617 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,272 You listen to me, Ruza, and go back home. 618 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,595 This is a man's job. Blood brother! - Oh, Bro'... 619 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,074 Do you know what Chucky Chelmer says 620 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,156 in "The Last Cowboy"? Let's ride! 621 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,438 Okay, you'll translate later! 622 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,437 Belgrade in Serbia. 623 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,270 Guys, I'm no innocent Little Red Riding Hood, 624 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,512 but that city is stranger that the strangest forest. 625 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:14,355 The misery and glory of a former empire! 626 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,031 While two gorillas were touching my balls, 627 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,232 I'd the feeling that perhaps old Homer had set us up... 628 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,628 ...but I was wrong! 629 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,754 Told you, man, I'm not lying I don't carry guns, 630 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,440 it's not my style... Where's your boss? 631 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,199 Mr. Veselin will receive you later. 632 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,278 At the moment he's busy with his afternoon jogging. 633 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:03,356 Tell them that they've come to the wrong place... 634 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,631 Mr. Veselin says you've come to the wrong place... 635 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,638 Tell them that this is not a tavern, 636 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,353 but the honest home of an honest man. 637 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,676 He says that this isn't a tavern, 638 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,633 but the honest home of an honest man... 639 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,718 It's true that I am Veselin Kabadajich, 640 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,633 but it's not true that I'm a carpet dealer. 641 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,435 It's true that his name is Veselin Kabadajich, 642 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,677 but it's not true that he deals with carepets! 643 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,752 Carpets. - Carpets... 644 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,718 I'm a serious Serbian businessman, I publish 645 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,552 one... No, two daily newspapers and two 646 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,836 magazines, I own a TV and a radio station, 647 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,712 I have two factories, one for packaging, 648 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,069 the other for meat products... 649 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,590 He's a serious Serbian businessman, he publishes 650 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:48,154 three daily newspapers and two magazines, 651 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:53,559 he owns a TV and a radio station, he has two... 652 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,832 C'mon, faster, faster! - He has two factories, one 653 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000 for packaging and the other for meat products! 654 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,115 And what's this fucking carpet? 655 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,389 What would I want a carpet for, I could have 656 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,953 millions of carpets, fuck you and your fucking carpets! 657 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,560 Am I right? - Right, right. 658 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,198 And you know what? Tell him not to fuck with me, 659 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,309 'cause I could kill him on the spot, 660 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,433 or I'll call the police! - And he's warning you not to 661 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,393 fuck with him, he's an emotional person and he'll 662 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,552 kill you on the spot, or he'll call the police! 663 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,119 You can choose! 664 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,390 Well... better police, then. - Get the fuck out of here! 665 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,873 Calm down. 666 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,672 Let's talk about it, eh? 667 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,875 Tell your boss that Santino Genovese is not a dickhead. 668 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,600 I have friends who keep me informed, so it's no use 669 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,840 trying to fool me. Tell him, I know that he's hiding 670 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,035 from the new government because of his involvement 671 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,628 in organized crime, I know that he fucked up in the 672 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,756 Balkan Wars, and I know that an international 673 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,592 warrant for war crimes has been issued on him. 674 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,312 Translate. 675 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:57,035 He says that he has friends who keep him informed... 676 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:02,070 And he knows, errr... that you were in Srebrenica... 677 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,634 Shut your trap! 678 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,875 That's what the times were like. Hungry bums on one 679 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,195 side, and piles of money on the other. 680 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,948 And then what? Leave the money to the bums? 681 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,314 Do you think I'm crazy? 682 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,672 As for the war thing... First of all, it's not true! 683 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,878 And second - if it were true, they provoked us! 684 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,951 Am I right or not? - Right, always right! 685 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,548 Right, of course! And if I've killed somebody, I've done 686 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,320 it by accident, and always for my people! 687 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,513 And when the bastards come to take me to Hague, 688 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,518 my people will defend me. I've had this printed in 689 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,438 10.000 copies. I'm going to organize spontaneous 690 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,080 demonstrations. I'll make a minefield in front of this 691 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,880 house! I'm going to mine myself if I have to! 692 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:05,236 I didn't make this fortune to spend it in jail, clear? 693 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:08,757 I have nothing to do with your carpet. You think I 694 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,829 made my millions by stealing carpets? Look! 695 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,600 Stolen cars - one million. Saving houses with 696 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,720 pyramid interest rates - two million. Smuggled 697 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:25,200 cigarettes - three million. Forged foreign currencies, 698 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,316 false Schengen visas, secret transportation of 699 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,953 Arabs into the EU countries... 700 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,593 Homer said that he had sent our carpet to you. 701 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:32,756 Homer is full of shit! 702 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,920 Know what? I'll kill him when I see him! 703 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,832 I'm a merchant: Buy here, sell there. I didn't even 704 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,357 open Homer's truck, just shipped it further... 705 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,198 Further, where? - To Montenegro! 706 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,837 But you never heard this from me, get it? 707 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,639 But why to Montenegro, shit? - Because Italy is on 708 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,320 the other side, and they ship the merchandise via 709 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,351 sea to your Rome, because all shit leads 710 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,755 to Rome. That's why! - Right, right! 711 00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:01,475 And who the fuck are you? 712 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:02,993 Karanfilov Trendafil. 713 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:07,320 Krfl... Listen, you Karanfil, why is that carpet 714 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,949 so damn important? - There's a granny inside it. 715 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,036 You have a granny wrapped in the carpet? 716 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,475 Well, it kind of happened... 717 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,388 He, he, you mother fuckers... 718 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,716 And then they call me a war criminal, he, he... 719 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,068 Eh, ya see? 720 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:31,432 C'mon, get out of here... or your granny will 721 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,630 take a tour around the Colosseum, he, he... 722 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,830 It's OK, they're free to go. 723 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,908 Oh, fuck! 724 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,831 Hello? Hello, Ruza... We're going to the sea. 725 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,788 What do you want me to bring you? Hello? 726 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,592 Okay, the carpet, but besides that carpet, 727 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:56,914 is there anything else you want? 728 00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:58,872 She really likes seashells. - Ruza, eh? 729 00:46:59,000 --> 00:46:59,989 Hello? - Romance. 730 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,271 What? - Not Milano-mance. 731 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:05,117 Not Napoli-mance. 732 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:06,434 Roma-nce! 733 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,592 Hallo? Listen, I'll call you from the beach, okay? 734 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,150 Great! Like the beaches of Haliakaloa. 735 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,039 Fog. I've been afraid of the fog ever since I was a little 736 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:26,280 boy. I used to believe that ghosts lived in the fog... 737 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,996 They said that the King of the ghosts was called 738 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,078 Karaconjool, and his wife was Kurawella... Childish stuff! 739 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,553 Shhh! - Don't shhh me, it's all true! 740 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,796 Be quiet! 741 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,916 Ghosts... 742 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:09,593 With this kiss I swear there'll be no evil blood 743 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:16,918 between us. On my honor, good name, and 744 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:21,509 faith inside me. Amen. 745 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,875 So, honor, name, faith inside me, amen... 746 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:29,715 Your turn, man! 747 00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:36,392 Hell! They don't know the password! 748 00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,193 Please, don't! Don't, for God's sake... - God's sake! 749 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,635 God is for friends, a bullet is for enemies. 750 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,199 What are you? - Macedonians! 751 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,192 Macedonians, eh? I had this chick over there... 752 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,193 This... Samantha. Do you know her? 753 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,958 Samantha? - Samantha, Samantha! 754 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,754 Kill him, he doesn't know! - Answer clearly and precisely: 755 00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,680 Do you work for Teddy Bear? Yes or no? 756 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:57,669 Yes! - No! 757 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:05,591 Look, we're here for the carpet... To bargain for... 758 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:07,153 Oh, you want a bargain? 759 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:14,154 Why didn't you say so, you almost got killed... 760 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,638 Lower your guns, reveal the merchandise... 761 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:19,153 These are customers! 762 00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:27,919 Here it is: Pure heroin, first class cocaine, LSD, ecstasy, 763 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,554 ...if you want something lighter, I have some 764 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:34,719 smooth hashish, a dead mouth could smoke it! 765 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,394 Here, see for yourself! - Thanks, I don't smoke. 766 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,318 C'mon, it's never too late to start. 767 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,198 Okay, then... 768 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:56,118 It's good, isn't it? - It's a bit strong. 769 00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,432 But we're here for something else... 770 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,113 We're looking for a carpet. - A carpet? 771 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,558 A carpet! From Belgrade, for the floor... 772 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,320 To be honest, this one is wrapped up, 773 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,515 but it's still a carpet... Go ahead, you tell him... 774 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,438 Carpet. Granny. - That's it, bravo! 775 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,352 There's a granny in it. - A granny? 776 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,751 A dead granny. - Gra-nny. Gimme a smoke... 777 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:20,274 Totally wrapped up granny! 778 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:21,276 What's the word for "wrapped"? 779 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,833 How the fuck should I know, gimme the weed... 780 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,474 Rolled! Rolled in the middle of the carpet. 781 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:30,113 Oh, fuck! Have you been putting mushrooms 782 00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:32,754 in our hashish again? 783 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,551 Hello? Teddy Bear, is that you? 784 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,989 Fuck your daddy, Teddy! Where the fuck are those 785 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,991 fuckin' boats? Never mind that I'm waiting, fuck me, 786 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,350 but the clients in Rotterdam are waiting! 787 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,114 The carpet! - Hey, Bear, wait! Do you happen to have 788 00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:49,710 some kind of carpets? Don't have any? 789 00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,560 There aren't any, fuck it! Hey you, hurry up, a police 790 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,630 patrol could show up... - Thanks, bro'! 791 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,268 I don't care if they confiscate it, but the 792 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,591 bastards will resell it for a lower price, get it? 793 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:03,275 Savo? 794 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,596 Punisha, get your ass down to the sea, and wait 795 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,552 for Teddy Bear. - Savo? Savo! - Eh? 796 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,035 I know where the carpet is. - Where? 797 00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:14,677 When we were trading with the Tsutsi clan, during the raid... 798 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:20,474 ...there was a Bosnian there, buying carpets for 799 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,752 his dusk... I mean, his mosque. 800 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,958 Wow, Blindy is right! The one from Chaprljane! 801 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,588 Yeah! - The carpet you're looking for could be there. 802 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:30,920 Chepprljaneh? - Chaprljane! 803 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:31,716 Japprljane, yeah... 804 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,149 It's up there, in Bosnia, South of Sarajevo. 805 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:36,836 Cool, it's Punisha! 806 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,156 It's a patrol! 807 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,515 Chepprljaneh, Chaprljane, Japprljane... 808 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,836 Run away, brave men! 809 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,157 What the fuck did you smoke? Napalm? 810 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,433 Slow down, bro'... - Get in the car! Step on it! 811 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,437 Savo, save yourself! 812 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,319 No way! I'm not leaving it to the enemy! 813 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,432 Hey, it's the police! - What police, they're murderers! 814 00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,397 Step on it! Step on it! 815 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:02,839 My goods! 816 00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,318 I'm ruined... 817 00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:11,950 Wait, brother! Wait! 818 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,080 Oh my, oh my, I'm a black cuckoo, 819 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,560 Oh my, oh my, I'm a black cuckoo, 820 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,074 Oh my, oh my, I'm a black cuckoo, 821 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:27,795 Black heart, black eye, where are you my Luka, 822 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:34,439 rise from the grave, stand up alive, 823 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:42,115 kill our foes, make them die! 824 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,552 Ah, Luka, my brother... 825 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,078 Killed by those damned Rizvanbegovichs! 826 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:55,353 You are the ninth from our house that they've killed... 827 00:52:55,920 --> 00:53:00,118 But their end is nigh: The head of Osman 828 00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:02,356 Rizvanbegovich will hang from our tower, 829 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,391 or my name is not Mate Prkachin! 830 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,869 Hey, Prkachins! 831 00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:08,878 Give us back our mosque, before we kill you all! 832 00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:13,198 Jozo, wait! Wait! - Hey, Prkachins... 833 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,794 Wait until he shows himself. 834 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,958 As soon as you see his fat head, fire! 835 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,832 Osman! If you don't turn on the pipe... 836 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,110 ...I'll shit in the middle of your mosque! 837 00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:28,152 You'll die of thirst, you filthy bastards! 838 00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,478 Mate... - Eh? - Look at that! 839 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,195 Who the fuck are they? 840 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,718 They have some foreign plates, like UN forces. 841 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,751 Maybe they are members of some foreign mission? 842 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,552 If they are... we're fucked! 843 00:53:54,720 --> 00:54:02,513 Hello, Ruza, we're in Bosnia. Ruz... No signal! 844 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,399 It's deserted just like in "The Law Of The Colt", 845 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,158 when Chaba Hogan comes to Mexico 846 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,311 to avenge his father Enrique. 847 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,835 Osman, the whore is back! 848 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,797 Faik, take aim! Don't let her come! 849 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,399 There's a girl. - Eh? 850 00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:20,516 A girl, I said. It's some girl. - Oh, a girl? 851 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,712 Eh? - I said, it's a girl. 852 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:28,271 Hey, girl! Girl! - Girl! Hey, girl! 853 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,879 Look at the slut, fuckin' bitch of a whore... Shoot! 854 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,679 Fire her ass, Faik! 855 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,512 Oh, fuck it! Give me my eye drops... 856 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,116 Fuck you, blind fucks! You shot my Luka full of holes, 857 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,840 and didn't even scratch the whore! 858 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:55,479 Scratch her yourself, she's yours, not ours. 859 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:56,789 Looks like it's over... 860 00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,593 Ours? I'll fuck both of you, that's how ours she is! 861 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:02,280 Watch your tongue, Mate, or a bomb could blow you off! 862 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,158 Or I could blow your head off with my bare hands, eh? 863 00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,430 Or those hands of yours could jerk my cock, eh? 864 00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:10,631 Or I could bite off that cock of yours with my teeth, eh? 865 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:13,877 Osman! The UNPROFOR guys are alive! 866 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,638 Alive? How the fuck...? 867 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,711 Good afternoon. Keep doing what you're doing, 868 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,199 we'll be out of here in a second... Ciao! 869 00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,910 Italians! - You don't say? 870 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:27,119 Move your ass! Hurry up! - No afraid, we friends. 871 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:32,030 We Croatians, they Muslims. - That's true! 872 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:34,236 One face, one race! 873 00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,635 Long live the European Union! 874 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,516 Don't ask for it, you bitch! 875 00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,800 How do you like the lamb? A dead mouth would eat it! 876 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,360 Here's some brandy, ten years old! 877 00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,510 Ask them about the carpet... 878 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,955 It's a modest feast, but what the fuck, 879 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:53,599 we weren't expecting you! 880 00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:57,275 I hope, what see here, no report in Brussels? 881 00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,159 If necessary, we prepared to pay! 882 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,356 Eh, it is necessary, it is... 883 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,516 If they find out about this in Brussels... Wow! 884 00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,918 Carpet... - Taste the lamb, will you? 885 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:13,512 Look: Here, during the war, everything was okay. 886 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:16,678 By the book: We bombed them with grenades, they 887 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:22,079 burned our houses down. But then your people 888 00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:26,273 came, declared peace, and ruined our relations! 889 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:29,358 Our people ruined your relations? 890 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:31,710 What is he saying? - Wait a second, can't ya see 891 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,279 I'm talking with this gentleman... - Oh, pardon me! 892 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,720 According to the peace plan, the territory of 893 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:39,395 Chaprljane divided in: Muslim part, 894 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,479 and Croatian part. But not were divided... 895 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,673 ...er, the resources. - The resources? 896 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,239 The commercial resources! 897 00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,152 Hey, tell him about the resources! 898 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:54,149 Don't be rude, let me finish, damn it! - Oh, pardon! 899 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:57,915 Before, we had a deal: We sell artillery... 900 00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,593 Ya know, artillery, boom-boom! 901 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,712 ...they sell handguns! And we exported to Iran, Iraq, 902 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,593 Afghanistan, Kurdistan, Chechnya, Russia, 903 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:07,830 Belarus... - Ireland, Scotland, Sweden, 904 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,115 Denmark, Finland, Slovenia! 905 00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:11,390 But Osman took over our business: 906 00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:15,030 Began selling depleted uranium bombs! 907 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:18,152 No, no uranium... cluster bombs! 908 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:24,073 And so - we got conflict! They shut down the water 909 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,794 supply, 'cause the water pipe is on their side... 910 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,958 ...and we took over their mosque... 911 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,628 'cause the mosque's on our side of the village! 912 00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,474 Pardon me! They're using a mediaeval mosque, 913 00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:39,918 historical monument, as a military warehouse! Phew! 914 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:43,510 Our common interest is this conflict remains secret. 915 00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,076 Your predecessor, before you, cooperated very well. 916 00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:51,840 We paid him money... 917 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,354 ...and he minded his own fucking business. 918 00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:55,709 And the girl? 919 00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:02,435 The girl. 920 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,916 What, is he asking for a Coca-Cola? 921 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,555 Sorry, no Coc... 922 00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,271 Oh, he's asking about the whore, eh? 923 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,596 Mhm-yeah! - Now we're fucked! 924 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,990 Did they say something about the carpet? 925 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:18,192 She was a woman of my late brother, Gojko. 926 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,553 When the war started, Bakir, 927 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,474 Osmars brother-in-law, killed Gojko... 928 00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,711 My relative, Bakir! - We killed Bakir, so his 929 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:30,515 son Shukro raped her for revenge. 930 00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:34,312 Then we killed Shukro... - Poor little Shukro! 931 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,279 ...but, fuck, she got pregnant! - And? 932 00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:40,950 And what? What? She's a whore. - A whore! 933 00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:44,351 We kicked her out at once. No Muslim bastard is 934 00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:47,154 going to live in a catholic home. - A whore! 935 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,868 She went to them, but they're honourable 936 00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,514 people, so they kicked her out immediately! - Whore! 937 00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:53,829 And the child? 938 00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,871 We had nothing to do with that. 939 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,838 She drowned it in the river! 940 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:03,712 What's the matter with him? 941 00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,075 How should I know? You know these UN guys 942 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:07,429 all of them a bunch of pussies... 943 00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,512 Let's sing a song, to cheer him up a bit, eh? 944 00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:19,794 "The youngster was playing his mandolin..." 945 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:28,351 "...his mandolin, made of pure gold..." 946 00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:34,630 "...ooh, its thin strings, made of virgirs hair..." 947 00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:41,509 "he pulled them so gently, with a falcon feather..." 948 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,792 Hey, Osman! If these guys report that we're still in 949 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,554 war, we're fucked together with our business! 950 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:53,918 But why don't we just cut up the two of them, bro'? 951 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,710 Fuck my mama if this isn't the smartest of ideas! 952 00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,035 Scusi, signori. 953 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:01,913 What the fuck is wrong now? 954 01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:03,957 Bro'... They'll send us to join granny Zumbula, bro'. 955 01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,111 I've had enough of this granny Zumbula! 956 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:07,918 If it wasn't for bloody granny Zumbula 957 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,440 and her bloody carpet, I wouldn't be here 958 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:10,555 with these hyenas! 959 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:14,549 "Little baby, get it, take it, oh..." 960 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:18,315 "...climb on my cock, look at Sarajevooo!" 961 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,473 Our woman! Fuck! 962 01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,039 What the hell have you done, you fuckin' baldy? 963 01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,559 Sorry, the kid didn't mean to do it, I swear to mama... 964 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:29,193 Whatta ya mean he didn't mean to, he killed my wife! 965 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:31,880 Fuck the wife, ya've killed nine of ours, so what? 966 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,592 Well, you've also killed nine of ours! - What nine? 967 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,790 But Elvis doesn't count! An agreement, remember? 968 01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:37,194 Kids and old men do not count! 969 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,476 Oh, they don't count, eh? Pardon me then! 970 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,028 Granddad is done for! 971 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,592 Fine. Now we're fifty-fifty! 972 01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,314 Fucking circumsized assholes! Pardon me! 973 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,556 Oh, is that so? 974 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,913 Meho! Faik! Fire! 975 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:08,470 Oh, fuck! 976 01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,075 It's over... - The carpet! 977 01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,832 Breathe, breathe... Don't die on me now, breathe! 978 01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:26,069 You're not... Italian... you speak our language... 979 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:29,192 The carpet... Was there a carpet here? 980 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:33,350 How... how do you know about the carpet? 981 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,952 What do you mean how? It's my carpet, my granny! 982 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:42,519 Osman bought twenty carpets, to put them in the 983 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:46,509 mosque... but the late Luka stole them... 984 01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:52,397 that's why they killed him, Rizvanbegovich shit! 985 01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:56,150 And the carpet? - Luka lost them at poker, 986 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:59,312 down there, in Kosovo... He had two pairs... 987 01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:03,832 but that shit Ramadani had a straight! 988 01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:06,793 Who is Ramadani? 989 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:13,311 Shefket Ramadani... The bloody mother fucker! 990 01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,671 Shefket Ramadani... 991 01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,352 Hello? 992 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,718 Kosovo 2001... Terrible! 993 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:41,034 It sounds like the title of some sci-fi movie. 994 01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:44,951 Want some? 995 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,398 As you like it! 996 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:57,599 You're right, it's disgusting! 997 01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:00,354 And this entire place is disgusting... 998 01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:03,879 You tear down each other's temples, burn 999 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,952 down each other's houses, rape each other's wives... 1000 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:10,158 Countries so small, and yet so evil! 1001 01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:14,239 And your history keeps repeating itself, going 1002 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:17,478 round, again and again... Shefket Ramadani! 1003 01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:22,038 Because of that man my father left yours in a mess. 1004 01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:23,633 Because of him Seraphim died in prison, and 1005 01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:26,110 Vitomir fled the country! And now the same Shefket 1006 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,350 Ramadani stole your carpet! 1007 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:34,112 That man is dangerous! He must be a hundred years 1008 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,358 old below the belt, with a 100 murders in his career! 1009 01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:41,800 I'm no Robin Hood. I've been involved in a fight 1010 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,560 only once in my entire life, and it was against 1011 01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:48,269 someone weaker than me. I mind my own 1012 01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:50,556 business and try to snatch things from others 1013 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,756 if I can, and that's all. 1014 01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:55,838 I'm not a hero! I'm not going into the liors den 1015 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:58,878 to look for your crazy granny! 1016 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:04,278 You don't understand a word I'm saying, do you? 1017 01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:11,796 Let's sleep. 1018 01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,276 Good night, bro'. 1019 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:54,918 Granny Zumbula... 1020 01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,840 Why are you looking at me like that? 1021 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:02,590 You can stand... you don't need the wheelchair. 1022 01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:09,317 Everything is easier when you're dead. 1023 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:14,636 And why are you so sweaty? 1024 01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:23,119 I had a dream... All the people I know were in it. 1025 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:27,071 And we were all sick of some strange illness, but 1026 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:31,831 no one wanted to admit it. We were dying slowly, 1027 01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:37,399 our flesh was rotting... And we pretended to be 1028 01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:42,356 alive and healthy. - It's a sign of change. 1029 01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:47,556 Mars is entering the fifth house, and Jupiter is 1030 01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:52,510 dominating over Saturn... Or Saturn over Jupiter, it's 1031 01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:56,395 not important. What's important is that you 1032 01:06:56,600 --> 01:07:02,675 will take a long trip... a trip that will not leave 1033 01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:06,629 you unchanged! - But will I stay alive? 1034 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:12,153 Death is also a change... Trendafil! 1035 01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,915 Oh, go to hell! 1036 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,759 They're unloading something... 1037 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,474 Must be the carpet! - And now what? 1038 01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:31,471 We'll go and say: Good afternoon, do you have 1039 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:33,710 a granny in a carpet? You do? Fantastic! 1040 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:35,398 Can I have 200 grams, please? 1041 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,116 They stock everything in the warehouse. 1042 01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:41,233 If we could just go in... - We have to be quick like 1043 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:43,470 Kurt Russell in "Escape from New York". 1044 01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:45,033 Or we have to shoot like Rambo in "Rambo 3". 1045 01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:46,189 Or mine the factory... 1046 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:49,278 ...Like Franco Nero in "The Battle On Neretva"! 1047 01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:54,197 A war spectacle! - Never heard of it. 1048 01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:58,038 Children! - Bambini! 1049 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,316 Yes, bambini! - What is Shefket 1050 01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,516 Ramadani doing with all these children? 1051 01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:04,272 Andiamo! Let's go! 1052 01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:07,632 Wait, blood brother! Wait... Bro'! 1053 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,918 Oh, daddy... The next time you die, please leave 1054 01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:14,998 me debts that I can pay off with money, eh? 1055 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:21,596 Does it hurt? 1056 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:24,712 It hurts... - It will pass. 1057 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,514 Are you going to kill me? - Of course I will. 1058 01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:29,716 Allah will punish you for my pain... 1059 01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:32,792 No Allah, nor Devil here. Only me. Carlito! 1060 01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:37,390 They've seen you talking to the US intelligence 1061 01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:40,108 officer. What did you tell him, you little swine? 1062 01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:43,198 I fought under your command. I trusted you... 1063 01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:45,556 My family was killed defending you from the 1064 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:49,508 Serbian army! Damn you to hell... 1065 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,916 ...Shefket Ramadani! 1066 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,712 My name is a legend. Do not utter it! 1067 01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:00,793 You are a disgrace to our cause... We didn't fight the 1068 01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,832 war for the likes of you... - You're wrong, Kreshnik! 1069 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:06,992 Wars are fought for the likes of me... 1070 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,794 ...and against the fools like you! 1071 01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:21,320 Throw his body into the sewer. 1072 01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:25,516 What's going on? 1073 01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:29,756 What's going on, Ismet? Americans? 1074 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,353 We caught these two trying to break into the 1075 01:09:31,480 --> 01:09:33,198 warehouse... - Who sent you? 1076 01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:35,117 They don't understand Albanian, Shefket. 1077 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,559 One is Italian, the other is pagan. 1078 01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:40,468 Shefket Ramadani! How can you be so young? 1079 01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:42,278 How do you know my name? 1080 01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:45,358 You framed our fathers... fifty years ago... 1081 01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:50,473 Shefket Ramadani, king of the underground! 1082 01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:54,635 Shefket, I think he's talking about your father. 1083 01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:57,274 How the fuck could he know my father? 1084 01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:01,152 Who sent you here? - My wife Ruza, sir! 1085 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:04,278 She told me: Do whatever it takes to find Zumbula! 1086 01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:07,876 Zumbula? - Zumbula, sir, Zumbula! In the carpet. 1087 01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:12,916 Give us the carpet and we'll leave. Please, sir... 1088 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:15,275 It's too late now, neighbour! 1089 01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:19,837 You should have listened to my advice... 1090 01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:20,949 Jango the Soap! 1091 01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:22,560 If you had joined the army, you might have 1092 01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:24,278 stood a chance of surviving. 1093 01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:27,392 But now... I don't think so! 1094 01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:30,758 What are you doing here? - Business, neighbour. 1095 01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:33,275 Anything for the fatherland! 1096 01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:38,515 The question is, what are you doing here? 1097 01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:41,598 Arert you at the spa? - Carlito! 1098 01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:46,750 C'mon tell us now, who sent you: Americans, 1099 01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:50,077 KFOR, or Interpol? Talk, you yellow deserter! 1100 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:55,670 I don't know who you are, don't know how come you 1101 01:10:55,840 --> 01:11:00,516 know my father, but I give you one hour to remember 1102 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:05,191 why you're here and who do you work for! 1103 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:09,112 Lock them up in the basement! 1104 01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,868 How are you doing, bro'? 1105 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:22,474 It hurts, eh? Bastards! 1106 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:24,915 Don't move him. Something might be 1107 01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:27,355 broken. - And who are you? 1108 01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:30,518 He shouldn't be moved, in case he has broken bones! 1109 01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:32,830 If I'd only known that I was going to meet a 1110 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:35,269 charming lady like you, I would have made an effort 1111 01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:36,879 to look nicer... - Lara. 1112 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,719 Pleased to meet you. Santino Genovese. 1113 01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:45,069 The girl is... with you? - Nadya. My daughter. 1114 01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:49,792 Take it easy, bro', ya might have something broken... 1115 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,720 Are you from Milan? - What Milan? I'm from 1116 01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:53,870 Rome. Don't joke about such sensitive things, okay? 1117 01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:55,029 And what about you? 1118 01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:58,158 I'm from a small town in Romania. When I was 1119 01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:01,238 younger, I wanted to go to Milan and be a model. 1120 01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,476 That's why I've learned to speak Italian. 1121 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:06,472 And? Did you go? - I made it to Germany... 1122 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:08,830 and there I met Shefket Ramadani! 1123 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,037 Shefket brought you here? 1124 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,390 We've been traveling for years 1125 01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:16,630 ...and now he doesn't need me anymore. 1126 01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:18,318 Ha! Did he promise to marry you? 1127 01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:23,760 I'm not his girlfriend, but his property. I'm a whore. 1128 01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:27,078 I misunderstood. I thought, that the child... 1129 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:28,713 Maybe she isn't his child. 1130 01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,757 I'm not even sure who her father is. 1131 01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:35,152 I'm no better myself. A crook, a liar, small time 1132 01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:39,950 smuggler... I'm not helping him out of the goodness of 1133 01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:43,038 my heart, but out of superstition. I think I'm 1134 01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:46,032 being punished by God, being locked up here in... 1135 01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:48,833 What is this place? - Factory. 1136 01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:52,952 Meat factory. 1137 01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:56,708 So, Shefket Ramadani makes cat food? 1138 01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:58,631 Heh, that's where granny Zumbula ended up! 1139 01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:01,718 You have no idea where you are, do you? 1140 01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,353 What did I say now? 1141 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:06,159 This is a factory for producing human 1142 01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:09,319 flesh. Shefket brings in children from all over 1143 01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:12,677 Europe, stolen children, he keeps them and feeds 1144 01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:16,759 them, like in a farm... - What for? Prostitution? 1145 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:19,918 For organs! When rich mens' kidneys, hearts, 1146 01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:23,077 livers or spleens malfunction - they call 1147 01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:26,198 Shefket to supply them with spare parts. 1148 01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:28,669 ...like a car service... - Oh, my God! 1149 01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:31,633 ...but those parts come from childrens bodies! 1150 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,711 But what are you doing here? 1151 01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,112 You, Italian! Get out! 1152 01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:44,390 So, one hour has passed! Time to tell me your story. 1153 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,595 Better begin... Sandokan! 1154 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:52,478 My name is Santino Genovese. I came to the 1155 01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:55,797 Balkans to pay off an old debt. Together with my 1156 01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:59,270 blood brother Trendafil, we have been looking for 1157 01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:02,517 an old woman, wrapped inside a carpet. 1158 01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:05,598 We've traveled a long journey, filled with 1159 01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:08,240 laughter and tears. A strange adventure... 1160 01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:11,278 Carlito! ...that is about to end! 1161 01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:25,799 If I had known that they were going to bring me 1162 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,150 back to you, I would have shaved... 1163 01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:33,398 Shefket Ramadani won't make a big profit 1164 01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:35,311 from this body. 1165 01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:41,078 "It doesn't become me to be a hero. But it's obvious 1166 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:44,158 that the problems of two little people like us mean 1167 01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:47,198 nothing to this crazy world"... 1168 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:50,238 Humphrey Bogart... "Casablanca". 1169 01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:53,598 All my life I dreamt about saying this to a beautiful 1170 01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:56,672 woman. And now that I found her... 1171 01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:59,678 ...Santino must die! 1172 01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:03,152 Good bye, bro'! Remember what Ralph Meeker says... 1173 01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:06,238 ...in "The Naked Spur"... 1174 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:13,718 Animals! 1175 01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:15,390 Animals! 1176 01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:22,676 Mama! 1177 01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:37,074 Listen... Do you understand Russian? 1178 01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:40,670 You go first... I'll unlock the cells. You understand? 1179 01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:22,915 Drop gun or I'll kill her. 1180 01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:25,351 Drop gun! 1181 01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:29,750 I'll spill her brains out, drop fucking gun! 1182 01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:32,192 My daughter... - What did you say? 1183 01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:34,032 Promise to save my daughter! 1184 01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:35,718 What did you tell him? 1185 01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:32,991 Oh, neighbour... Okay, neighbour, you win, alright? 1186 01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:38,192 Look, Trendafil... let's leave the past behind... 1187 01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:39,793 Get me an ambulance! 1188 01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:42,918 Neighbour, I'm bleeding to death, neighbour... 1189 01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:47,590 The carpet... 1190 01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:56,037 The carpet! Granny Zumbula's carpet! 1191 01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,831 Don't be a shit, neighbour... 1192 01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:08,190 Call the ambulance... 1193 01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:23,873 Well done! 1194 01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:44,517 You are Nadya, right? 1195 01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:50,635 Listen, Nadya... We both had a tough day... 1196 01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:55,070 you lost your mother, I lost a friend... 1197 01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:59,870 It's okay to cry. 1198 01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:03,710 We're going to have a good cry, and then we'll 1199 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:07,350 go home... I don't have any children, Nadya, 1200 01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:11,720 but I have a wife that makes really good 1201 01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:16,589 pancakes. If you like, she can be your 1202 01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:22,313 mommy, and I can be your daddy. Deal? 1203 01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:26,438 And if anyone asks if you have a granny... 1204 01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:29,672 pretend you don't understand anything, okay? 1205 01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:38,994 And so, my blood brother headed south, towards his 1206 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:43,034 home. Some things, like his fear of war and mean granny 1207 01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:46,232 Zumbula, he lost forever... But, on the other hand, 1208 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:48,709 he found the things he was looking for: A carpet, 1209 01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:51,115 and many, many children! 1210 01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:52,998 And what about you, Santino? 1211 01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:56,078 Well, guys, I don't want to sound immodest, but I hope 1212 01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:59,158 that after all I've done, I finally deserve my place in heaven. 1213 01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:02,638 That one is the Little Dipper, the other one is the 1214 01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:06,833 Big Dipper, the one over there is the morning star... 1215 01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:16,150 Oh, that one? That's where all the angels from our 1216 01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:19,511 galaxy live. It's called "The Milky Way" 1217 01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:22,598 ...or as people here call it "Blood Brother's Straw"! 1218 01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:25,593 Sweet dreams, brother! 1219 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:30,000 Rip and edit by C H E D O